100-word Buffy / Stargate crossover Drabble. Characters are the property of their respective creators and are used without any intention of infringing copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
By Marcus L. Rowland
"Definitely an alien!" said Janet. "Apart from the obvious physical differences his body chemistry's completely wrong. No haemoglobin, no DNA. Just look at him!"
Jack peered through the one-way glass and said "What do you think, Teal'c?"
"The species is unknown to me, O'Neill."
"Do we give in to his demands?" asked Jack.
"Not everything," said Daniel. "Some things are just too..."
"Agreed," said Jack. "Okay, let's do it."
A guard opened the cell, others carried in a table, chairs, and bags of snack food.
"The game's on," said Jack, "but we play for money, not kittens."
Clem grinned and began to deal.