Take a look at this listing

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131831791626

Is it clear that I am selling keys?

It says that I have made eleven sales, so you may wonder why I'm only showing six keys sold.

The answer is simple:

• One buyer who wanted five keys
• One buyer who wanted a single key
• One buyer who wanted the screws that hold the keyboard together
• Seven people who thought I was selling a Mac keyboard for a pound, and I've had to give refund
• And one where I've received payment but have no idea which keys are wanted - I suspect it will end with another cancellation.

And this is why my ability to suffer fools gladly is probably at an all-time low...