Thought of this while getting coffee, wrote it in about ten minutes, which isn't bad going. But it's a bit silly...
by Marcus L. Rowland
"Lead me to Black," said Voldemort.
The snake glided away; Voldemort followed it through muggle London to a hotel near the Leaky Cauldron, up the stairs, said "Alohomora!" to open the door.
The occupant wore muggle clothes, and seemed surprised at the intrusion. "Did you think this disguise would fool me, Black? Aveda Kadeva!.
Black fell to the floor, Voldemort turned to leave. Behind him two rings of greenish light played over the body.
The snake hissed, too late, as Black sat up and shot Voldemort in the back.
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS. YOUR WIZARD HAS FAILED..."
This one is especially for the_mysterons