If anyone has tried to phone me at home over the last few days, there's currently a bad fault on the line and it's almost impossible to understand what people are saying or recognise voices - as evinced by a couple of totally incomprehensible answering machine messages. BT say it ought to be fixed tomorrow. Fortunately it doesn't seem to be causing internet problems so far.
Update - now fixed, sooner than expected.
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