100-word BtVS / DC Drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators and are used without any intention of damaging copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis. A sequel to the "First Contact" sequence of stories.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"You are worthy warriors," said the blue-haired woman, "I would lead you."
"You're a metahuman?" asked Aquaman.
"Your membership qualifications?"
"My hordes numbered millions, my skill as their commander unsurpassed!"
"Thing is," said Booster Gold, "We've never heard of you."
"I ruled before your pathetic species evolved."
"That's interesting," said Superman, "but the JLA isn't looking for a leader."
"Then you are fools." Illyria left, ripping the door off its hinges when it opened too slowly for her liking.
"Strong..." said Aquaman.
"Nut-job," Nightwing said dissmissively.
"Any more applicants?"
"Someone called Rosenberg. Shouldn't take long..."
Comments please before I post to archives. And a
Is Willow the right character for the last line, or would some other Buffyverse character be more likely to think in terms of joining the JLA?
Later edit: I've changed the wording of the story very slightly, just to make it a little more coherent.