Marcus L. Rowland (ffutures) wrote,
Marcus L. Rowland

Mistaken Identity VIII

Yet another Drabble in this series. Very slightly smutty, I suppose.

100-word BtVS / Sandman Drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators and are used without any intention of damaging copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Mistaken Identity VIII

by Marcus L. Rowland

"That electric stake really did the job on Dracula," said Willow, "even though it's kinda... Freudian. Where did you get the idea?"

Buffy blushed and said "I had a Slayer dream, only it was about... sex aids. Took forever to figure it out."

. . . . .

Mervyn smiled apologetically at Morpheus and said "See, no harm done, even if she did get the wrong dream."

"And the other woman?"

"She's okay," said Mervyn, crossing fingers.

. . . . .

"...In other news Britain's largest chain of sex stores announced a new line of Goth costumes and makeup. 'The vamp look is back,' said director Ann Summers..."

Author's Note: There are forty Ann Summers sex shops in the UK and Ireland, and ever since I learned Buffy's middle name I've been waiting for someone to make the connection. In case you were wondering, the director's real name is neither Ann nor Summers.


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