Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I recruited nojay as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I rescued
brisingamen from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I fed
spiritrover to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-870 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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Don't usually do memes, but this one ties in nicely with the freebies I got from