100-word Angel / West Wing Drabble, no real spoilers. All characters belong to their respective creators and there is no intention to infringe their copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"Fact. Seventy-five percent of Americans believe that Illyria will be a better president than any other candidate."
"Fact. Eighty-seven percent of Americans believe that Illyria will rip their spleens out if they don't vote for her."
"Fact. Ninety-three percent of Americans believe that Illyria will rip their spleens out if she isn't elected."
"Fact. Your chances of surviving without a spleen are considerably worse than your chances of surviving under Illyria's glorious rule."
"A vote for Illyria is a vote for keeping your spleen."