100-Word BtVS / Smallville Crossover Drabble. No spoilers. All characters are the property of their respective creators, and are used without any intention of infringing copyright in the original works. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"It's here somewhere," said Willow. "Andrew said it was a prototype, came out looking too young."
"Young?" asked Kennedy.
"Jail bait. Warren didn't want to get busted."
"Creep... So he abandoned it in Deadsville Kansas, programmed to think it's real."
"Jonathan put a spell on it. People would think she'd always been there, wouldn't notice the plastic personality. But it could be dangerous, Warren's robots were really strong."
"So what's the plan?"
"We'll scope out the local kids. That coffee place looks a good place to start."
"What was the name again?"
"No, the robot."
"Sorry.. it's Lana."
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