This one's fairly obvious...
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By Marcus L. Rowland
"It's diabolically simple," said Scott, "I found a penniless musician who was my exact double, and persuaded him to spend a few weeks in my luxurious lair. Naturally MI5 noticed, and sent their crack agent to assassinate him."
"So I shot one of your henchmen?" said Austin Powers, struggling against his chains.
"Not even that. A mere dupe!"
"What a senseless waste of life."
"It would have been," said another voice. They stared as Scott's double walked into the room.
"But you're..." gasped Scott.
"Not permanently damaged by lead," said the dupe. Scott Evil screamed as Oz began to change...
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