This one's fairly obvious...
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By Marcus L. Rowland
"It's diabolically simple," said Scott, "I found a penniless musician who was my exact double, and persuaded him to spend a few weeks in my luxurious lair. Naturally MI5 noticed, and sent their crack agent to assassinate him."
"So I shot one of your henchmen?" said Austin Powers, struggling against his chains.
"Not even that. A mere dupe!"
"What a senseless waste of life."
"It would have been," said another voice. They stared as Scott's double walked into the room.
"But you're..." gasped Scott.