100-word BtVS crossover drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"Starbucks are buying weapons," said Willow, "but their security is tighter than the FBI, I can't find out why. We'll have to wait until sleeping beauty wakes and ask her."
In Seattle a henchman said "Someone in California is hacking our network, tracking our aviation purchases."
"Well, shut them out."
"Too late, we're penetrated."
"Shut everything down."
"I've got a partial location. UC Sunnydale."
"Pull the plug, you idiot!" shouted Number Two. The computers died. "Now warn Doctor Evil, and find the link between Sunnydale and Austin Powers! We'll hold off on buying the bombers until we've eliminated the problem..."