100-word NCIS / Austin Powers crossover drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"Where's my coffee?" asked Gibbs.
"The shop's closed," said DiNozzo.
"Well, find one that's open!"
DiNozzo made several calls. "They're all closed!"
"That's impossible," said Abby, "I need my Caf-Pow!"
"Find out what's happening!" barked Gibbs.
All TV channels suddenly switched to show a bald man sucking his little finger. "I am Doctor Evil. As you will have noticed, I now control the global coffee supply. Unless the sum of Ten Million Dollars..." A henchman appeared in shot, pointing frantically at a cue card "...I'm sorry, Ten Billion Dollars is credited to my account..."
"This means war!" shouted Gibbs.
