100-word BtVS / Battlestar Galactica / Austin Powers crossover drabble:
100-word BtVS / Battlestar Galactica / Austin Powers crossover drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"It's perfect," said Willow, eyes dark and fingers twitching from caffeine withdrawal. "Her name is Starbuck, if we start sticking pins in her the whole Starbucks corporation will feel it."
"It's my fracking callsign, not my name," said Starbuck. "You might just as well say that you could drill holes in the toaster in your kitchen and hurt the Cylons."
"It might be worth trying. Once I have coffee..."
"Go get your pins."
"Willow, Starbuck, this is a bad idea," said Buffy. "The cops will soon find Doctor Evil."
"Frack Evil," said Starbuck, "We find your coffee, then we start drilling..."
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