"My sister's been to heaven..."
"Yeah? Well, I've met God."
This is a cross with Joan of Arcadia, which I'd really like to see some time, sounds like an interesting premise for a show if it doesn't take itself too seriously.
"You say we are fighting seven to one odds? Hardly seems fair on them..."
Kendra the Slayer (BtVS season 2) meets La Femme Nikita.
"Your school have any job vacancies for a technopagan?"
Jenny Calendar (BtVS seasons 1-2) and Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter), of course.
"Sorry, kid, I don't do pills..."
I think this is pretty obvious, but if I'm wrong - Robin Wood (BtVS season 7) with Neo (The Matrix).
"Hey, I thought Slayers weren't squeamish"
Faith with Tru Davies (Tru Calling), another show I've barely seen.
Comments, brickbats, etc. welcomed.