Marcus L. Rowland
"Anticlimactic," said Legolas, watching clouds of debris rise from Mordor.
"No problem," said Superman. "Sauron expected you to come across country, I just tunnelled there, took the Ring up into Mount Doom." The sky rippled, and a glowing portal appeared. He flew up, vanishing with a faint sonic boom.
"Let's head back to civilization" said Boromir.
"Aye," said Gimli.
Overhead Defiant decloaked and fired quantum torpedoes at the distant volcano. Samwise half-heartedly cheered.
"Works for me," said Frodo.
"We need a new quest," said Aragorn. "This one's buggered."
"Hmmm...." said Gandalf. "Did I ever mention a boy called Harry Potter...?"
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