Marcus L. Rowland (ffutures) wrote,
Marcus L. Rowland
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Cliff, Shag, Marry meme

selenak posted this meme -

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

So the characters she gave me were Jessica Jones (Marvel Comics), Diana (Wonder Woman) and Faith (from BTVS)

Given that all three can probably survive being pushed off a cliff, and are much more likely to be the ones doing the pushing, this is not an easy choice...



Jessica Jones

Brief bio - former minor superhero turned private eye, she went to school with Peter Parker (Spiderman) and was mind-controlled and abused by the supervillain Killgrave for eight months, during which time nobody noticed she was missing. Currently married to superhero Luke Cage, has one child.

Diana

Demigoddess and Amazon princess with superstrength, magic lassoo, etc. On and off relationship with Steve Trevor, rumours of romantic involvement with Batman, Superman, etc.

Faith

Vampire slayer with a history of violence, multiple murderer but made good and helped in the final battle of Sunnydale. Probably still a wanted criminal.

On this one "Cliff" is easy - Diana is beautiful but she has a sanctimonious attitude, disdain for most men, claims to know what is best for normal people but has little experience of being a normal person, and seems to be disliked by many of her peers (see e.g. Fire muttering "bitch" every time they meet). I think she's the one that gets pushed off the cliff, but she bounces anyway...

"Marry" is easy too - Jessica Jones. She's a good mother and wife, she doesn't expect perfection, and she's one of the most responsible people in the superhero community. Of course there's the tiny problem of her being married to Luke Cage, but maybe we can retcon him away - since most of Jessica's career was retconned into the Marvel universe anyway that shouldn't be too hard.

Which leaves Faith for most predictable choice of all, "Shag." She has a love them and leave them attitude anyway, I'd expect to be badly bruised in the morning but I could live with that.

So... comment below saying "meme me" and I'll give you three names. I might listen if you express a preference for gender...
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